Who's a climate scientist?

Climate science researchers appear in a video produced and aired by the Australian satirical TV show Hungry Beast, titled "I'm a Climate Scientist." Among their reasons for doing so was to "[highlight] the issue of unqualified opinions on climate science by politicians, economists etc. in the media." (Source)

A sample of the lyrics:

Who's a climate scientist?
I'm a climate scientist!
A penny-farthing cyclist?
Not a climate scientist!
A Fox News journalist? -- No!
A paleontologist? -- No!
A clean coal lobbyist? -- No!
A cashed-up alarmist? -- No!

The video is embedded below, but warning: loud music and strong language. Via an article on scientist-turned-activist James Hansen in the Guardian.